Shit or get off the pot

I didn't hear this little gem until I was in college.  A friend just sort of tossed it into an everyday conversation.  I collapsed into a fit of giggles and have found numerous uses for it ever since.  Probably my favorite is to throw it at the driver in front of me as I encourage him or her (through tailgating) to go ahead and pass the car to their right (already!) as they continue to hang out in the blind spot, instead of passing.  Anyway, this is my way of saying that we are getting off the pot for a while.  All this baby drama is just too much for me on top of all the school stuff I have going on right now.  Could it be that I'm tiring of being such a fertility drama queen, you ask?  Idon'tthinkso!!!  Maybe I'm just ready for a little help (from say, a medical professional perhaps?).  So until we decide it's for realzies time to be knocked up like yesterday (or last year as the case may be) and put our money where our mouths are, I'm taking my hat out of the ring.  (I have a couple more expressions I wanted to throw in, but I think that's the expression to content ratio is already teetering dangerously high).  So 'nuff said, we're officially on a break.  If you're tempted to say something like "Oh it will definitely happen now that you've stopped thinking about it, that's how these things go" I will be forced to kindly remind you that I've tempted fate every way south of sunday and I'm still not knocked up, and we've already had several breaks in this AWESOME journey (hope you picked up the sarcasm right there, because I tried to lay it on pretty thick with the caps and all).  I will also remind you that I'm not a fertility drama queen by choice, we have legit issues!  And on that note I guess I have my response ready for the idiot /ill fated soul friend who throws this you'll be pregnant in no time bull shit at me :)